both of your parents talk about you and your boyfriend like you’re getting married soon slash being together far into the future #notthatthatisnttheplanbutstill #thefuturefreaksmeout #justneededtorant
Dad, get off of my Tumblr.
No more Tumblr until applications are done. Seriously. My account will be securely in the hands of another. No more password knowing for me. Farewell, dear.
I don’t know how to tell my mom that I don’t want to apply to a lot of ivies/top tier colleges. Yale, Princeton, Harvard… that’s just not where I want to be. That’s not where I see myself, and my chances are slim to none anyway. That’s where my mom wants me to be. I don’t know how to explain to her how much I don’t want to go to any of these places....
I have no significant experiences, achievements,...
This is new and odd and good and weird and nice and scary and lots of stuff.
I wish I played an instrument that I have a...
(I hate playing the violin, which is also why I’m so terrible at it.)
Yes, let me watch a show where Zooey Deschanel plays a beautiful, interesting, cute-awkward, and smart girl who complains about her forever-aloneness. If Zooey Deschanel is playing a single girl, what hope does the rest of the planet have?
I’m so incredibly vain. I’ve noticed how many times I say I in a sentence; it’s a lot. I’m overly self-concerned. I make everything revolve around me. I expect others to conform to my standards. I think I’m always right. I sit in front of the mirror. I go on my own Facebook and Tumblr constantly. I care too much about the feedback that I receive from others. I crave...
God and I are in a long-distance relationship.
That’s why it’s important that we talk everyday.
Pinky promises: that’s how you know it’s for real! You can’t break those things.
How do I balance all of the things in my life? Prioritizing.
Who scares children?
I scare children!
THREE DAY WEEKEND.
I just want to sit down and read everything that...
So I tried to write this post Biblically, but I just couldn’t figure out a way to word the ruckus that is my thoughts. I’m going a different route. What is love, and why am I so afraid of it? I run from every sign of love in my life only to keep myself from getting hurt. In friendships, I create a bomb-shelter for myself to live in, deflecting all attempted outreach except that of...
My mental flow halts. It’s creative menopause. Come, inspiration.
My dad has a single transverse palmar crease.
These are associated with Down Syndrome. My dad says that everybody he has ever met with one was very smart, so he associates it with smartness.
Thai food, I rue the day.
M: -238356565554237/10. I literally took off work early, that's how bad it is.
F: Somehow your poops are consistently noteworthy
M: Y HRRLRR THRR
M: HRRRR ARRRR YRRR?
A: PRRTTRRR GRRRRD! YRRRR?
M: PRRTRRR ORRKRR! WRRR'D YRR DRR TRRRDRR?
So for Economics, we had to write a paper outlining 1) our family and its history, 2) our extracurriculars, jobs, hobbies, and SO’s, and 3) our perfect lives in 10 years. This is me: Rumors of the Wei legacy have not been exaggerated. For centuries, the Wei dynasty ruled China with an iron fist and the strength of a myriad warriors. Farmers by nature, my ancestors planted rice with the same...
Tumblr Contract for Minda S. Wei
I will not go on Tumblr until the following conditions have been met: All of my homework for the day is done. All of my other work/crafts/obligations have been taken care of. I have done my devotional. I will not go on Tumblr after midnight. I will not spend more than 30 consecutive minutes on my dashboard/Tumblr. I will sign out every time and close the tab. I agree to these terms and...
A haiku for each / class period of the day. / Boring poetry. English: cool teacher. / Overestimated ease. / Good start to the day. I sure do hope that / Chemistry and I will have / chemistry. (Clever?) Calculus BC. / I don’t know whether to be / afraid or enthused. Orchestra conflict: / I suck at the violin. / I love the people. Eco seems blow-off. / My teacher is not so bright. / I...
Going Away To College / Blink 182
Somebody needs to teach me how to smile without...
Andrew: Mm yes. We will make the best fort ever because any fort with you in it is the best fort ever
Fernanda asked me to tell her when I talk to her...
Me: Pooping right now. I'll tell you every time.
Me: Wow, I rate that one as 10/10.
Me: (YOU ASKED FOR IT, SO NOW YOU ARE GETTING IT.)
Fernanda: Haha YOU ARE DISGUSTING BUT I TAKE THIS AS A SIGN OF FRIENDSHIP, LIKE COUPLES FARTING IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER. KEEP IT COMING
Please stop flipping s***. You use that spatula to cook your morning eggs.
I just want to
Fly kites with you. Roller skate with you. Contemplate Surrealist paintings and Indonesian statues with you. Get up at dawn and get coffee with you. Watch your favorite movies with you. Go to concerts with you. Make pancakes with you. Sit on park benches with you. Analyze clouds with you. Hold hands with you. Air-jam with you. Sing badly along to your favorite songs with you. Fall on my butt with...